1/12/2012

The Never Ending Pigeon Saga Review

The Never Ending Pigeon Saga
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Where to begin? This book is basically the fictional story of Kara (a "woman of low moral fiber"), the people she's had sex with (everyone), and her friends (people she's had sex with), as well as other citizens of the town (people she intends to have sex with).This isn't a book so much as it is just a long and drawn out stereotype. If you want to read this kind of material, seek out any public internet chatroom where teens gather- it's totally free of charge and it's even interactive!
The author claims that he produces this work becase "Kids don't read because it's boring," and apparently considers the solution to be cramming graphic sex and crude language in their faces. I'm a diehard fan of South Park, and this work still scares me (personally, I find more moral fiber in one episode of South Park than I could find in this whole book). Everyone in it is a flat stereotype, and thus there's absolutely no reason to care about any of them. The events of the town are senselessly dry because the only flavor you could possibly find in the book would be if you just have some dire need to read curse words and retarded sexual allusions with zero literary impact due to a lack of surrounding material.
In the end, it's just impossible to understand why the authors put this work into print. If you're 30+, have never read a serious literary work in your life, and your greatest regret in life was being a prude in high school, this book might appeal to you. For the entire rest of the civilized world, the book is a highly overpriced paperweight. Please, prove that there's some hope left for humanity- don't but this book and make sure no one you know does either.

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Kara Testers (Pigeon for short) leads a promiscuous, teenage lifestyle. The Pigeon was not much to look at, but to members living in Boringsville, Pennsylvania she was perceived as a sex goddess. Hey, they liked how her body looked, and forgot to balance her many flaws into the equation.Monogamy is not known in the eyes of the Pigeon. Why would it be? She needs to be with as many people as she can. Throughout the sagas Pigeon Kara comes in contact with Boringsville's finest: imbeciles, psychos, jocks, normal guys, stoners, and even rednecks, which presents drama for the Pigeon. Pigeon Kara shows no shame for her promiscuous activity. Dating is brought to a whole new level when Pigeon Kara flies with it. Therefore, that can only lead to one thing sex. At the end of the day the Pigeon wants love. For her, it is a lifelong struggle.

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